Thursday, March 25, 2010

I Smell Like Poop...

...But can't seem to find where it is on my body. Funny, huh?

Why do I smell like poop, you ma be wondering?

Because my dear, sweet, innocent, adorable, beautiful, handsome 14.5 month old son had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge, monster, gigantic, watered down diarrhea at dinner time. And, in the process of trying to get his shirt off without getting poop all over me and him, I was unsuccessful...I plopped him in the tub immediately, cleaned him and myself up as best as I could, got him ready for bed, cleaned the diaper and mess up, soaked his shirt, and washed my arms and hands, complete with hand sanitizer afterwards. But I must have missed a spot. Because every once in a while, I can still get a whiff of it. It's not the diaper, I got rid of that thing as soon as I could. it's not his shirt, that smells clean now after soaking for hours. :-) So, it's gotta be somewhere on me and I just can't figure it out. Ew. Gross.

Ahhh...the joys of motherhood.

I'm off to shower now. :-)

1 comment:

Margaret said...

Haha! That's too funny. Don't you just love big poops? I know I do!